We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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