"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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