Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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