this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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