fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
