very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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