Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
