DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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