I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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