If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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