So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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