I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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