the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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