It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
How external is "for external use only"?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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