I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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