There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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