I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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