You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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