Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
FUCK WHALES
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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