The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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