Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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