Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The air was thick with penises
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
