Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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