like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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