I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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