I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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