i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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