his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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