This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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