Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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