I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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