as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
