He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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