How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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