my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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