So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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