So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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