FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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