I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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