so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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