You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Randomize
