Plan B is the new Plan A
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
my poor anus
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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