two words...techno handjob
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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