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So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we're making bets on your personal life
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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