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I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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