You work out of a Hotel?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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