Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
