grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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