Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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