When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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