Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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