My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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