you guys were way drunker than both of me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she looked like the before picture.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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