Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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